If you grew up in the nineties or early aughts, chances are you’re obsessed with quizzes. Who didn’t beg their mom to buy them copies of M Magazine, Tiger Beat, and J-14? Mostly for the quizzes but also for the cute, crush-worthy posters of Justin Timberlake, Jesse McCartney, and Josh Hartnett. In that same vibe, I created The Manhattan Mishap quiz!

There are thirteen questions—from your cocktail of choice to your biggest pet peeve. Keep track of how many letters you score, then add them up at the end to discover if you’re more of a Liao, Chantelle, Margot, or Jessie.

Which character do you think you are? Write down your fierce prediction and then take The Manhattan Mishap quiz to find out.

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1. What’s your drink of choice?

a: Dirty martini. The filthier, the better.
b: Grapefruit mimosa. A classic with a twist.
c: Gin martini. Hold the olives, add a lemon twist.
d: Red sangria. Always a good idea.

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2. Who is your style icon?

a: Hedi Slimane during the Yves Saint Laurent days. Smart, sleek, sophisticated.
b: Lady Gaga in American Horror Story: Hotel. Opulence and standout glamour.
c: Kate Moss circa the 1990’s. Leopard prints, silk slips, and strappy sandals.
d: Anna Faris in The House Bunny. Mini skirts and low-cut tops.

3. If you could go on vacation right now, where would you go?

a: Prague. What happens in Prague, stays in Prague.
b: Venice. To gawk at the architecture, of course.
c: Manhattan. The city that never sleeps and still looks fabulous.
d: Malibu. Barbie has a mansion there, right?

4. A cute guy approaches you at the bar. What’s your reaction?

a: “Do I really need another guy on-the-go?”
b: “He better be buying drinks for me and my girls.”
c: “Is he… talking to… me?” *Looks over shoulder*
d: “My boyfriend would freak if he knew another guy spoke to me.”

5. What’s your favourite TV show?

a: RuPaul’s Drag Race. Bring the drama, honey.
b: Insecure. Issa Rae is gold.
c: Girlfriends. Fashion, friends, and funny one-liners.
d: Selling Sunset. Blonde hair and expensive real estate.

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6. If you could have a superpower, it would be:

a: To have unlimited funds.
b: To make people see things my way (the only way). 
c: To spontaneously become invisible.
d: To always appear naturally beautiful.

7. You’re ordering brunch. What’s on the menu?

a: Spinach and mushroom omelet.
b: Blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.
c: Waffles with fresh fruit and whipped cream.
d: Eggs Benedict all the way.

8. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

a: Minimum wage.
b: Phonies.
c: Empty calories.
d: Undefined eyebrows.

9. What’s your theme song?

a: Price Tags — Jazmine Sullivan
b: Realer — Megan Thee Stallion
c: Jaguar — Victoria Monét
d: Stronger — Britney Spears

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10. Before bed, you like to read:

a: Does watching reality shows count as reading?
b: The latest on Architectural Digest.
c: Murder mystery or rom-com novels.
d: Gossip magazines.

11. What’s something you’d never do?

a: Pass up the opportunity to have a (third) sugar daddy.
b: Lie to someone to spare their feelings. The truth hurts, baby.
c: Date a guy who wears suit vests over Hollister V-necks.
d: Go out on the town without glossing your lips slicker than an oil spill.

12. Your dream job is:

a: Ideally, nothing. You want to get paid for looking delicious.
b: Real estate agent. Preferably commercial, but you’d settle for residential.
c: Magazine editor. You’re ready to swoop in as soon as Anna Wintour gets up to leave.
d: Stylist. You adore accessorizing and think that jewellery is the best part of any look.

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13. What do you find completely irresistible?

a: Money, honey. 
b: Myself. Obviously.
c: Animal prints.
d: Bad boys.

The Manhattan Mishap Quiz Results

Mostly A’s — You’re Liao Chung.

You work hard in life but you also think you deserve a break. Who doesn’t? Sugar daddies are as effective as a six-figure salary. You’re obsessed with reality shows (namely, Drag Race) and it shows. Drama is your middle name, yet somehow, it’s endearing. Appearances are important to you, which is why you choose something health conscious like a spinach omelet for brunch. Secretly, you only care about food calories so that you can consume more in alcoholic beverages.

Mostly B’s — You’re Chantelle Hartman.

You can be a bitch when you want (or need) to be, but your friends know that it comes from the bottom of your heart and you mean well. You believe that honesty is the most fabulous policy—along with luxurious style and smoking hot men. You’re a career woman who blasts Beyoncé in the car on the way to your coveted job. You keep things realer than Megan Thee Stallion and you know that people envy you on the down low.

Mostly C’s — You’re Margot Moss.

Your ideal night-in includes cuddling up on the couch with a gin martini and Girlfriends reruns—preferably alongside your girlfriends or a hottie with a dimple and Ryan Gosling abs. You’re as confident as a jaguar, but sometimes your self-esteem takes a backseat. Kate Moss is your spirit animal. Or at least your style icon. You covet Anna Wintour’s job, loathe empty calories, and feel most at home in New York City.

Mostly D’s — You’re Jessie Browne.

Sweeter than cotton candy, you’re the sprinkles on top of any friend group. Your lip gloss is always flawless. Even though you’re a grown woman, Malibu Barbie is a secret style icon of yours—along with the micro miniskirts and crop tops that Anna Faris sports in The House Bunny. Part of your fragile heart is reserved for bad boys and, as a result, Stronger by Britney Spears has become your heartbreak anthem. Gossip magazines are your reputable news source.

Hope you loved taking The Manhattan Mishap quiz! Get your hands on a copy of the book here. And don’t forget to share your results on social media! Tag me @melinamorry.

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